Weapons

NOTE: Information in this page is relevant to the latest version of Minestuck. For previous versions(such as 1.12) some weapons or weapon stats may not exist in the way presented here

Minestuck creates dozens of new weapons, with many falling into categories. A weapon's speed and damage balance out with other weapon types. For example: the regihammer, regisword, regiaxe, regisickle, and regicane are intended to be equally viable in a combat scenario.

Some weapons have additional properties to what you would expect from base game. Entire weapon categories can double as tools, be used to disable shields(like axes do in the base game), or have a sweep effect(like swords have in the base game). Some special properties that you can find on individual weapons are:

- Alternate form: shift right clicking toggles the weapon to enter a different form(electric weapons turn off, card suite weapons turn into their card, etc)

- Aspect effect: an additional effect that can activate if the Class of the user's Title matches that of the weapon

- Backstab: when behind an enemies line of sight the weapon deals more damage

- Candy: causes underlings to drop grist candy when killed

- Electric: has a chance to cause the hit entity to drop the item held in their hand but damages the user if the weapon is powered and causes the weapon to drop, electric weapons also make a noise when hitting enemies

- Farmine: causes a cluster of the same block that are connected together to be broken when one is mined

- Pogo: right clicking on a block causes the player to be propelled in that direction

Weapon Categories

All weapons

Weapon Name	Weapon Category	Damage	Speed	Special Property
Claw Hammer	Hammer	5	1.2	None
Sledge Hammer	Hammer	7	0.8	None
Mailbox	Hammer(not tool)	5	1	None
Blacksmith's Hammer	Hammer	8	0.8	None
Pogo Hammer	Hammer	8	0.8	Pogo
Wrinklefucker	Hammer	10	0.8	Pogo
Telescopic Sassacrusher	Hammer	12	0.6	None
Democratic Demolitioner	Hammer	7	1	None
Regihammer	Hammer	11	0.8	None
Fear No Anvil	Hammer	12	0.8	Aspect effect(aoe slowness for Time players), Potion effect(slowness), Time denizen weapon
Melt-Masher	Hammer	12	0.8	Flame
Estrogen-Empowered Everything Eradicator	Hammer(multitool)	11	0.8	Farmine, Pogo
the swEEt bro and hElla jEff EstrogEn EmpowErEd EvErything Eradicator	Hammer	9	0.8	Pogo(weak)
Warhammer of Zillyhoo	Hammer	14	0.8	Creative/Commands only
Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer	Hammer	12	0.8	Additional random damage, Creative/Commands only
Scarlet Zillyhoo	Hammer	13	0.8	Creative/Commands only, Flame
Mwrthwl	Hammer	14	0.8	None
Sord.....	Sword(no sweep)	3	1	Slips out of hand
Paper Sword	Sword	3	1.6	None
Swonge	Sword(not tool)	4	1.6(1.4 while liquid is absorbed)	Right click effect(sucks up water), Sound Effect(while liquid is absorbed)
Pumord	Sword(not tool)	5	1.6(1.4 while liquid is absorbed)	Flame(while liquid is absorbed), Right click effect(sucks up lava), Sound Effect(while liquid is absorbed)
Cactaceae Cutlass	Sword	5	1.6	None
Steak Sword	Sword	5	1.6	Edible
Raw Beef Sword	Sword	3	1.6	Edible
Irradiated Steak Sword	Sword	6	1.6	Edible(harmful)
Macuahuitl	Sword	7	1.6	None
Frosty Macuahuitl	Sword	8	1.6	Drops item randomly(ice shard, extra damage on drop)
Katana	Sword	6	1.6	None
Unbreakable Katana	Sword	12	1.6	Unbreakable
Angel Apocalypse	Sword	8	1.6	Aspect effect(random resistance for Hope players)
Fire Poker	Sword	7	1.6	Flame
Too Hot to Handle	Sword	6	1.6	Flame
Caledscratch	Sword	11	1.6	Creative/Commands only
Caledfwlch	Sword	12	1.6	Creative/Commands only
Royal Deringer	Sword	12	1.6	Creative/Commands only
Claymore	Sword	9	1.4	None
Cutlass Of Zillywair	Sword	12	1.6	Creative/Commands only
Regisword	Sword	9	1.6	None
Cruel Fate Crucible	Sword	9	1.6	Denizen weapon, User injured effect(chance of instant damage aoe with Doom aspect improvements)
Scarlet Ribbitar	Sword	11	1.6	None
Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete	Sword	9	1.6	None
Cobalt Sabre	Sword	8	1.6	Flame
Quantum Sabre	Sword	9	1.6	Potion effect(wither on crit)
Shatter Beacon	Sword	10	1.6	None
Shatter Bacon	Sword	8	1.6	Slips out of hand
Dagger	Sword(Knife)	4	2	Backstab
nife...	Sword(Knife)	1	2	Slips out of hand
Light Of My Knife	Sword(Knife)	5	2	Backstab
Starshard Tri-Blade	Sword(Knife)	6	2	Backstab
Toothripper	Sword(Knife)	5	2	Backstab
batleacks!!	Axe(no shield disable)	3	0.5	Slips out of hand
Coppice Crusher	Axe	7	1	Farmine
Quench Crusher	Axe	8	1	Edible
Melonsbane	Axe	9	1	Extra harvest(melons)
Crop Chop	Axe	8	1	Double farm
The Last Straw	Axe	10	1	Double farm
Battleaxe	Axe	11	1	None
Candy Battleaxe	Axe	9	1	Candy
Choco Loco Woodsplitter	Axe	10	1	Edible
Choco Loco Steeled Cocoa Candycutter	Axe	11	1	Candy
Blacksmith's Bane	Axe	10	1	None
Regiaxe	Axe	10	1	None
Gothy Axe	Axe	11	1	None
Kundler Surprise Axe	Axe	10	1	Kundler surprise
Kundler Shock Axe	Axe	11	1	Alternate form, Electric
Scraxe	Axe	11	1	None
Lorentz Distransformationer	Axe	9	1	Aspect effect(chorus fruit-like teleportation on crit facing struck enemy for Space players)
Piston-Powered Pogo Pulverizer	Axe(also hammer)	9	1	Farmine, Pogo
Ruby Croak	Axe	12	1	None
Hephaestus' Lumberjack	Axe	11	1	Flame
Fission-Focused Fault Feller	Axe(also hammer)	10	1	Farmine, Pogo
Bisector	Axe	12	0.8	None
Fine China Axe	Axe	13	0.8	None
Fluorite Octet	Misc	8	1	Additional random damage, Creative/Commands only
Cat Claws	Misc(claws)	5	2.5	Alternate form
Skeletonizer	Misc(claws)	5	2.5	Alternate form
Skeleton Displacer	Misc(claws)	6	2.5	Alternate form, Target Specific Extra Damage(skeletons)
Tears of the Enderlich	Misc(claws)	7	2.5	Alternate form, Target Specific Extra Damage(liches)
Action Claws	Misc(claws)	9	2.5	Alternate form, Creative/Commands only
Chainsaw(lipstick)	Misc	5	2.5	Alternate form
Thistleblower(rosy lipstick)	Misc	5	3	Alternate form
Emerald Immolator(lipodemic lipstick)	Misc	6	2.5	Alternate form, Flame
Frosttooth(calcium froststick)	Misc	7	2.5	Alternate form, Drops items randomly(ice shard, extra damage on drop)
Obsidiator(fuschia lipstick)	Misc	8	2.5	Alternate form
Jousting Lance	Misc(lance)	7	1.2	None
Cigarette Lance	Misc(lance)	8	1.2	None
Lucerne Hammer	Misc	6	1.5	None
Lucerne Hammer of Undying	Misc	7	1.5	User injured effect(chance of health regain with Doom aspect improvements)
Obsidian Axe Knife	Misc	6	2	None
Fan	Misc(fan)	2	3	Fire extinguish, Knockback
Typhonic Trivializer	Misc(fan)	7	3	Aspect effect(chance of levitation aoe for Breath players), Denizen weapon, Fire extinguish, Knockback
Sickle	Sickle	5	1.8	None
Bisickle	Sickle	5	1.8	None
oW THE EDGE	Sickle(no shield disable)	3	1	Slips out of hand
A Thorny Subject	Sickle	6	1.8	None
Homes Smell Ya Later	Sickle	7	1.8	None
Hemeoreaper	Sickle	8	1.8	None
Fudgesickle	Sickle	6	1.8	Edible
Regisickle	Sickle	8	1.8	None
Hereticus Aururm	Sickle	10	1.8	None
Clawsickle	Sickle	9	1.8	None
Claw of Nrub'yiglith	Sickle	11	1.8	Horrorterror
Candy Sickle	Sickle	7	1.8	Candy
Scythe	Sickle	7	1.4	None
Eightball Scythe	Sickle	7	1.4	Additional random damage, Eightball random message
Deuce club	Club	4	1.2	None
Stale Baguette	Club	4	1.2	Drops items(breadcrumbs), Edible
Glub Club	Club	5	1.2	Sound effect
Nightclub	Club	5	1.2	None
Nightstick	Club	6	1.2	None
Red Eyes	Club	7	1.2	Potion effect(poison)
Prismarine Basher	Club	7	1.2	None
Club Zero	Club	7	1.2	Drops items randomly(ice shard, extra damage on drop)
Pogo Club	Club	7	1.2	Pogo
Barber Basher	Club	6	1.2	None
Metal Bat	Club	7	1.2	None
Clown Club	Club	8	1.2	Aspect effect(occasional strength buff for Rage players), Sound effect
Mace	Club	8	1.2	None
mACE	Club	9	1.2	None
Desolator Mace	Club	6	1.2	Aspect effect(additional armor penetrating damage for Void players)
Blazing Glory	Club	10	1.2	Flame
Spiked Club	Club	6	1.2	None
Cast Iron Horse Hitcher(ace of spades)	Club	10	1.2	Alternate form
Club of Felony(ace of clubs)	Club	10	1.2	Alternate form
Ultra-Violence Cuestick(ace of diamonds)	Cane	8	2	Alternate form
Kings Scepter	Club	12	1.2	Creative/Commands only, Summons fireballs over nearby entities
Cane	Cane	3	2	None
Vaudeville Hook	Cane	3	2	None
Bear-Poking Stick	Cane	4	2	Potion effect(strength to target)
Crowbar	Cane	9	2	Creative/Commands only, Sound effect, Unbreakable
Umbrella	Cane	3	2	Aspect effect(slowfall for Breath players)
Upper Crust Crust Cane	Cane	4	2	Drops items(breadcrumbs), Edible
Iron-Tipped Cane	Cane	5	2	None
Zephyr Cane	Cane	6	2	Aspect effect(propels forward for Breath players)
Spear Cane	Cane	6	2	None
Paradise's Portabello	Cane	4	2	None
Regicane	Cane	8	2	None
Pogo Cane	Cane	5	2	Pogo
Candy Cane	Cane	4	2	Candy, Edible(unlocks sharp candy cane)
Sharp Candy Cane	Cane	6	2	Candy
Prim and Proper Walking Pole	Cane	4	2	None
Slightly-Less Proper Stabbing Stick	Cane	6	2	Alternate form
Rockefeller's Walking Bladecane	Cane	8	2	Alternate form
Dragon Cane	Cane	10	2	Alternate form
Chancewyrm's Extra Fortunate Stabbing Implement	Cane	9	2	Additional random damage, Alternate form, Creative/Commands only
Wooden Spoon	Spoon/Fork	3	1.6	None
Silver Spoon	Spoon/Fork	4	1.6	None
Melonballer	Spoon/Fork	5	1.6	Right click collects block(melons)
Sightseeker	Spoon/Fork(not tool)	7	1.6	None
Terrain Flatenator	Spoon/Fork	6	1.6	Farmine
Nosferatu Spoon	Spoon/Fork	8	1.6	Aspect effect(regain saturation while giving target hunger for Life players)
Junior Battlemaster's Bowlbuster Stirring Solution 50000	Spoon/Fork	9	1.6	Alternate form
Junior Battlemaster's Bowlbuster Poking Solution 50000	Spoon/Fork(not tool)	10	1.4	Alternate form
Skaia War Fork	Spoon/Fork(not tool)	13	1.4	None
Fork	Spoon/Fork(not tool)	5	1.4	None
Candy Fork	Spoon/Fork(not tool)	6	1.4	Candy
Tuning Fork	Spoon/Fork(not tool)	6	1.4	Sound effect
Eating Fork Gem	Spoon/Fork(not tool)	7	1.4	None
Electric Fork	Spoon/Fork(not tool)	9	1.4	Electric
Devil Fork	Spoon/Fork(not tool)	11	1.4	Flame
Spork	Spoon/Fork	6	1.5	None
Golden Spork	Spoon/Fork	6	1.5	None
Bident	Spoon/Fork(not tool)	10	1.1	None
Pointy Stick	Needle/Wand	1	3	None
Knitting Needle	Needle/Wand	2	3	None
Artifucker	Needle/Wand	1	3	Wand(right click makes you shoot in random direction)
Pointer Wand	Needle/Wand	2	3	Wand(right click makes you target nearest entity)
Needle Wand	Needle/Wand	3	3	Wand
Pool Cue Wand	Needle/Wand	3	3	Wand
Thorn of Oglogoth	Needle/Wand	5	3	Horrorterror, Wand
Thistle of Zillywich	Needle/Wand	6	3	Creative/Commands only, Wand
Quill of Echidna	Needle/Wand	4	3	Creative/Commands only, Wand
SBaHJarang	Projectile	1	0.5	Throwing weapon(consumable)
Shuriken	Projectile	2	1	Throwing weapon(consumable)
Clubs Suitarang	Projectile	3	1.5	Throwing weapon(consumable)
Diamonds Suitarang	Projectile	3	1.5	Throwing weapon(consumable)
Hearts Suitarang	Projectile	3	1.5	Throwing weapon(consumable)
Spades Suitarang	Projectile	3	1.5	Throwing weapon(consumable)
Magic Chakram	Projectile	5	1.3	Throwing weapon(returning)
Umbral Infiltrator	Projectile	12	1.5	Aspect effect(passes through blocks for Void players), Denizen weapon, Returning throwing weapon
Sorcerer's Pinball	Projectile	5	1.5	Throwing weapon(bouncing)